honestlynatalie:

geographykhaleesi:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

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Idk how imma survive 8 weeks 😭😭

potamideriver:

apersnicketylemon:

Just a reminder, but you do not need to “earn” being tired.

You’re allowed to be tired, even if you haven’t “done” anything and you’re allowed to be tired even if you did less than someone else.

Being tired is a normal thing your body does for a whole plethora of reasons, and is a basic bodily function. You don’t need to “earn” basic bodily functions, no matter what anyone else tells you.

hey hey hey this is really important, especially as a reminder to people with disorders that cause chronic exhaustion.

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theholleywoodsigns:

atlas-prime:

theholleywoodsigns:

c-bassmeow:

Penis is an ugly word too

Créme de la cock

Thin fuckin ice

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cumprise:

Really don’t have time to entertain a man that I can’t even lean on when I’m sad

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traumaticchild:

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

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thefinefriend:

khaleesi

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